Conservative's 10 Things David Letterman Shouldn't Do from the Conservative Bastard

   1.  Dave shouldn’t have a picture of Barney Frank or Pres Obama in his toilet while going to the bathroom, because he might get excited or have a sensation up his leg.

 

    2.  Dave shouldn’t yell out Sarah Palins name while having sex with his employees, they might tell his wife.

 

    3.  Dave shouldn’t use a corn cob when he’s in the outhouse then throw it back into the corn crib when he’s done.

 

    4.  Dave shouldn’t walk like he’s got cow doo doo on his shoes.

 

    5.  Dave shouldn’t bang on his tom tom to long while in the wigwam, it may stunt his growth or make him blind in his one good eye that he uses in the men’s room peep hole.

 

   6.  Dave shouldn’t look stupid while talking to Bill O’Reilly; sorry, that’s Dave’s normal look.

 

    7.  Dave shouldn’t hire straight women, hire only Lesbians and their Dyke boyfriends, then turn his secret sex room into a transgender play room, he’ll have a ball.

 

     8.  Dave shouldn’t pass gas while having sex with an intern; she might think her perfume has gone stale or he didn’t wash his ass.

 

      9.  Dave shouldn’t take a bath during his divorce proceedings while his wife Regina is close by holding the electric hair curler in her hand, oops,  sssssssssssssssssssssspop.

 

10.    Dave shouldn’t go into his pool if it’s below 70% degrees, because his wife is embarrassed to have to kick him in the ass to get his pee pee to pop out.

 

 

Comment; I wonder if Dave’s secretary sat on Dave’s lap and admitted it??????